Here is a recipe for Green Baloney:
2 cups carbon tax
2 cups environmental study grants
1 cup Gaia
1 cup Delgamuukw
6 renewable energy projects (must be unfinished or bankrupt)
Fold in 1 part Apocalypse, 1 part Moral Vacuum and 1 part Catastrophe
Sprinkle with students graduating in Save the Planet
Add equal parts Climate model and Hollywood model
Mix well then cram down taxpayers throat
Tip: C02 is a rare, tasteless, odourless plant food, but will add fluffiness to any green baloney recipe.
Also, you can add 1 large slice of David Suzuki baloney. Sometimes adding another pure baloney will enhance your green baloneys flavour. This baloney is subsidized by the CBC, so go easy, its pricey! Enjoy!