Jeers,
to the recipient of a brand new snowboard from Invermere post office. Do not leave your parcel packaging directly out front of the post office next time. Yes, obviously your name was still on the packaging. Not to worry though, I walked the handful of steps to the nearest recycle bin and managed to do the work for you. I know you personally from the ski hill and I must say you truly live up to your persona of ski bum.