Jeers

to the pumpkin masher who left a terrible mess at the canyon trail parking in Pineridge subdivision the evening of Friday, November 13th. You proudly proclaimed that you are local, although AB plated, and would clean up your mess after subjecting your pumpkins to the mass destruction of your truck. Your disgraceful pumpkin mess still awaits you, to be picked up. Far more impressive and less wasteful would have been to be a pumpkin slayer, wielding kitchen knife and blender creating delicious pumpkin soup.